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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}

{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}

{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}

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